Synopsis
Wayne and Brad are presenters for Ryan and Colin in ""Award Show,"" which ends with Brad's full moon and revelations of Wayne's crescent moon; in ""Party Quirks,"" Brad hosts a person on the ""I've Got a Secret"" episode of the South American (at least according to the card, but not what was acted) Jerry Springer Show (Wayne), a performing seal in a marine park playing to the cameras (Colin), and a series of hunting accidents caught on tape (Ryan); ""Scenes from a Hat"" are ""what life would have been like if your parents were insult comics,"" ""what's on TV in hell,"" ""things found written in hillbilly fortune cookies,"" and ""hit numbers from a musical about breasts""; ""Bartender"" Brad listens to songs from Wayne (who's excited about Brad), Colin (who's angry about getting a speeding ticket), and Ryan (who's in love with ugly shoes).
Colin wins, so Brad and Wayne face off against Drew and Ryan in a rousing game of ""Props.""