Synopsis
• Daffyd realises his exclusive copy of the Gay Times has been sold and demands to know who too.
• Lou is taking Andy out for dinner. Andy wants to go dressed as a Smurf, against Lou's better judgement.
• Vicky is accused of pushing a young girl into a swimming pool.
• At Kelsey Grammer school the boys are preparing to take a test.
• Dr Lawrence is in his office informing an inspector how the Steven Spielberg institute is run.
• Sebastian walks in while the PM is changing and pounces on him, claiming there's a sniper at the window.
• Back at the institute Dr Lawrence is showing the inspector how Anne likes to look after the garden.
• Back at Kelsey Grammer School the test continues while the teacher does a bit of vacuuming.
• Lou is installing handle bars next to Andy's toilet so he can pull himself onto it when Lou isn't there.
• Dame Sally Markham finishes 'The Lady in White' but it's only seventy-six pages long.
• David Soul is asked to visit a sick child in hospital.
• Marjorie defends Fat Fighters against an 'anonymous' tip off that the whole thing is just a scam.
• Dr. Lawrence continues his tour in the canteen where Ann is doing her best to ruin their meals.
• Jason performs the Heimlich manoeuvre on Gary's Nan... or at least we think that's what it was.
• Back at school, the pupils battle through their test as the teacher sets off three fireworks in the classroom.
• Clive is hoping his wife Liz will be quiet about her past claim to fame while they're at a restauant.
• Les McKeown performs some songs for the sick child and her parents.
• A retired police officer starts teaching driving lessons while still wearing his uniform.
• The record attempters are attempting the world record for tallest man.