Synopsis
Colin anchors ""Weird Newscasters,"" along with a trailer-trash woman telling her ex-husband at home what a great lover Colin is (Kathy), a nerdy, nearsighted teenager playing his first game of spin the bottle (Wayne), and John Wayne who thinks the studio's under attack (Ryan); Colin reports a ""Newsflash"" to Ryan and Kathy from the scene of amateur gross-out stunts; in a raunchy ""Party Quirks,"" Kathy hosts various celebrities getting steamrolled (Wayne), someone who suspects that people are not the sex they claim and is finding out to be sure (Colin), and a hunky model in a photo shoot for the covers of romance novels (Ryan); Wayne, Colin, and Ryan do a post office ""Show-Stopping Number.""
Kathy wins, so the rest do the ""World's Worst"" person to share a lifeboat with.