Synopsis
Retiring Santa Claus (Colin) hosts a ""Press Conference""; ""If You Know What I Mean"" at an office, featuring Brad, Colin, and Ryan; ""Show Stopping Number"" casts Ryan, Colin, and Wayne at a veterinarian's office; ""Dubbing With an Audience Member"" places Brad's voice into audience member Betty's mouth, and she plays a cheerleader watching quarterback Colin work out when her boyfriend, Ryan, walks in; ""Scenes from a Hat"" include ""times when eenie-meenie-miney-mo is not an appropriate selection method"" (""Congratulations, Mr. Bush"").
Wayne wins, so the rest sing the doctor ""Hoedown.""