Synopsis
""Let's Make a Date""; the ""Title Sequence"" for the hit sitcom ""(Mike) Tyson and (Abraham) Lincoln""; ""Scenes from a Hat"" include ""strange items on sale at the prison gift shop"" and ""pick-up lines of game show hosts""; Brad hosts ""Party Quirks,"" with a televison that keeps changing channels (Wayne), an insatiable mosquito that gets drunk on blood (Colin), and talking roadkill coming back to haunt Brad (Ryan); the ""3-Headed Broadway Star"" (Wayne, Ryan, Colin) perform ""That Sinking Feeling"" from the hit musical Quicksand.
Wayne wins, so the rest sing the family reunion ""Hoedown"" as punishment.