Synopsis
Game 1: Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor. Chip is an Italian singing gondolier whose boat has sprung a leak. Wayne is again on sports as an excited Japanese tourist. Ryan again doing the weather as Bigfoot caught on film, desperately trying to escape from being spotted.
Game 2: Title Sequence - Chip and Wayne sing the theme song to Bea Arthur and Brad Pitt, with Colin and Ryan performing as the title characters.
Game 3: Scenes From A Hat - What your wife is thinking right now; Boy Scout badges we’ll never see; Diet books that didn’t fly off the shelves; Strange 900 numbers; Bad race horse names to call in a race.
Game 4: Improbable Mission - Wayne is the voice on the tape, and Colin and Ryan are secret agents on a mission to wash a car.
Game 5: Irish Drinking Song - Hair Transplant
Artificial Winner: Chip
Drew Game: Props
Credits Roll: All four contestants as people at a very dysfunctional family reunion.